A better bailout?

September 24th, 2008 11:21 am · 8 comments

A colleague sent me this bailout proposal developed by T.J. Birkenmeier (check out his link – quite an interesting guy). I forwarded it to a friend of mine who encouraged me to publicize it, adding the comment, “if this plan sat beside THEIR plan and we voted it, whose plan do you think would win hands down?”

Certainly an intriguing idea.

So here it is:

The Birk Economic Recovery Plan

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon and that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads.
Put away money for college – it’ll be there.
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs.
Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves.
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else.

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ (including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back). And, of course, those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 (“vote buy”) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.

Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, the Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is eturned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,
 
T. J. Birkenmeier
PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

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runutz
9/24/08
12:25 PM
A little less smirky, but along the same lines: Having done my due diligence and selected a mortgage that was appropriate to my home's value and within my means, no need to bail me out. If you did not do so, as none of us want to see you on the street, you can stay in your house but must forfeit your mortgage interest deduction for as long as you need help.

What do you think that returns to the government to pay for it all?
mam0412
9/24/08
1:02 PM
QUOTE (Lancaster Online @ Sep 24 2008, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Post your thoughts and comments about this blog post.

This bailout plan makes the most sense so far. I love it!
Hamish
9/28/08
4:21 PM
It's amazing how many products of modern American education can't do simple arithmetic (forget math!).

200 million into 85 billion is only 425, NOT 425,000.

Now we know how we got in this mess in the first place.


dragonrider
9/28/08
6:27 PM
When asked how the bailout package was better after he blew it up thursday, McCain said well now the house republicans are for it!
usedmeat
9/28/08
10:16 PM
link please.
PedroHead
9/28/08
10:30 PM
First of all, nice idea, but can you live with 3000% inflation? Or more? You jug of milk would suddenly cost you $30. Yep. So, I would suggest that as nice as this idea sounds it would ultimately result in more problems than it would solve.

The best idea I have heard goes like this: The Gov creates a new National Bank that is initially funded by the toxic assets. The bank trades publicly like most do. You and I and everyone else can buy shares. We do so and professionals do so b/c we- at least I- know there is going to be value in these mortgages eventually. The bank then has the capital to make loans and does not have the drag on their balance sheet that existing banks have. Pretty simple, actually, and pretty logical.

dragonrider
9/29/08
6:37 AM
QUOTE (usedmeat @ Sep 28 2008, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
link please.
meet the press sunday his campaign representative said that McSnarly brought the republican house members on board. The only real change to the deal was adding a sham insurance option which won't be used.
Whirlwind
9/29/08
7:58 AM
" The bank then has the capital to make loans " pedrohead
Going to prevent that bank from using fractional reserve techniques? Without that stipulation, you're just restarting the same mess.

Fractional reserve, for those not familiar, allows the bank to have on hand only a small portion of the loans they write. They write loans on money they don't have, and charge interest to boot. When a large portion of those loans go belly-up, they can't cover expenses. Now they have their hand out for more. Without the fractional reserve process even being mentioned, much less addressed.
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