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Entries Tagged as 'Fox News'

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Fox doesn’t distort the news…

…it just distorts the pictures.
Personally, I like the real big nose on Steinberg, who happens to be Jewish. But, you know, I’m sure that’s just a coincidence…

Friday, June 20th, 2008

O’Reilly in a minute

Hilarious.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

We distort, you deride

Hilarious. So Tennessee Democratic Party Executive Committee member Fred Hobbs tells the Nashville City Paper that for all he knows, Barack Obama is “terrorist connected.” But then he apologizes to the committee, saying he should have been better-prepared.
Just where did he get his initial impression?
Guess.
I was not as well prepared as I should have been when speaking with […]

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

The only thing we have to fear…

…is Iran:
In an interview with former UN ambassador John Bolton today, Fox News anchor Gregg Jarrett asserted that Iran’s Shahab missile “could actually hit — I think — some military installations in the United States.” …
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The current range of Iran’s Shahab missiles is said to be 1,200 miles, but the United States and Iran are […]

Friday, June 13th, 2008

The awesomest election ever

Via John Cole, Scalzi explains to us the rationale behind Fox’s use of “Baby Mama”:
Back in the day – you know, when presidential candidates were respectably white – news organizations called potential First Ladies “wives.” But now that black folks are running, we can get all funky fresh with the lingo, yo. So it’s basically […]

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Baby mama!

Poor wingnuts. Just can’t help themselves.

Quoth Sadly! No:
Maybe next time FOX can express shock that catering at Obama’s fund raisers doesn’t consist solely of fried chicken and 40Oz. bottles of King Cobra.
And as one of the commenters notes, sound money is on Fox using the “N” word (”innocently,” of course) by the end of June.
The […]

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

There’s no “D” in soldiers?

But there sure is one in Dumb.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Fists of fury

Terrorists, every single one of them.

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Terrrorist fist jab

Obama. Fox News. Of course.

Friday, June 6th, 2008

They’re not even trying anymore

Fair and… sad.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Rupert and the ‘Rock Star’

So if Rupert Murdoch is this enthused about Barack Obama, how long ’til Sean Hannity learns to love?:
Tonight at the “All Things Digital” conference sponsored by the Wall Street Journal. Rupert Murdoch — Chairman of News Corp, new WSJ owner, and longtime torchbearer for conservative politics — said this about Barack Obama: “He is a rock […]

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

More Fox follies

I’m tempted to say I don’t get this, but in fact I get it perfectly.
So Jimmy Carter “outs” Israel, saying it’s got about 150 nukes. Well, big surprise; Israel has long been thought to have a relatively large stable of warheads, and if you’re Israel, you’ve got to: it’s called deterrent.
But, of course, we’re currently […]

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Subliminabal!

Funny. Not surprising.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSAOQuLxSdY

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Wrong Douglas!

Beyond hilarious. Just watch.

And, of course, the fine folks over at YouTube are already hosting other possibilities:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIQB7ew3PsQ

…and…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXEY482Vh2Q

Now that’s some quality TV, right there.

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Courting Fox

Boy, the internets seem slow today.
So I’m at the parents’ abode, attempting to fix the virus-hijacked computer, and my mother the winger says:
Did you see Obama on Fox News Sunday?
I hadn’t, and in fact I wasn’t too keen on Obama going on Fox in the first place. Fox’s whole goal in life is to stick […]

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Fox is Teh Funny!

Hilarious. So MSNBC’s “Hardball” has John McCain at Villanova University, and they’re taking questions from the audience, and one kid notes the recent story about Hillary downing a shot of Crown Royal at an Indiana campaign stop (see how non-elitist she is!) and asks McCain:
Do you think she’s finally resorted to hitting the sauce just because of […]

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Fox on the run

In which Time Magazine asks: With the end of the Bush era, is Fox News the equivalent of yesterday’s news?
Fox is still the top-rated news channel, but there are signs it’s plateauing. Its ratings started to lag in 2006, and in February, CNN’s prime time (boosted by several presidential debates) beat Fox among 25-to-54-year-olds for the […]

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Unfair and unbalanced

Boy, when Chris Wallace - that being Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace - rips into the Fox and Friends crowd for their “excessive” and “somewhat distorting” commentary on the Wright-Obama thing, maybe the worm really is turning.

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Killer robots of terror

Brought to you by - who else - Fox News. Call Old Glory!

via videosift.com

Friday, February 8th, 2008

McCain the Democrat

Hilarious. The denials notwithstanding, you can’t tell me Fox News doesn’t do this on purpose: