Today we salute you, Mr. Screaming Right-Wing Congressman.

Chugging down the Kool-Aid

You don’t let a little thing like “facts” get in your way.

They’re in-con-venient!

You know the president’s a liar, you can feel it in your bones.

I read it in the teabags…

So don’t let a little thing like “decorum” get in your way… yell out, loud and strong, “You lie!”… and if you only had a cane, next time maybe you’ll use it, like a certain other Congressman from your home state.

I’m outraged! Outraged!

Crack open an ice cold brewhaski, Mr. Screaming Right-Wing Congressman, for because of you, we can be secure in the knowledge that Glenn Beck isn’t the biggest idiot in America.

Mr. Screaming Right-Wing Congressman…