Right-wing Chicago radio host undergoes waterboarding to prove to everyone it’s not torture.

The average person, says the Marine sergeant on hand, can take it for 14 seconds.

Right-wing radio hosts lasts a grand total of six seconds, before rendering this verdict:

 ”It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that’s no joke,” Mancow told listeners. “It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back…It was instantaneous…and I don’t want to say this: absolutely torture.”

When’s Hannity gonna make good on his offer to be waterboarded? Better yet - when does Dick Cheney take his turn on the table to show us how humane it is?