You either are or you aren’t
June 28th, 2008 5:43 pm · 4 comments
Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi in a devastating portrayal of John McCain as Flip-Flop John Kerry on steroids - and an even more damning indictment of those who may vote for him:
Cindy Oestriecher, a McCain supporter who turned out for his speech in New Orleans, is stumped when I ask her for an example of Obama’s lack of patriotism. “What was that thing about anti-American?” she asks a friend. “What were they referring to?”
“What thing?” asks the friend.
“People were talking about that thing, that anti-American thing,” Cindy says, frowning.
“You mean about the flag, the thing on the Internet?” the friend replies.
“Yeah, I guess,” says Cindy. “The anti-American thing.” “That bothers you?” I ask.
“Of course it does!”
“But you don’t even know what it is,” I say. “You just know that someone else said he was anti-American. You don’t even know who it was that said it!”
She shrugs. What’s my point? We all know what the deal is. When it comes to presidential politics, you either are or you aren’t. And Barack Obama aren’t. If you can’t grasp the simple math of that statement, you don’t know much about elections in this country. It’s not about the war, or the economy, or the faltering Republican brand, or any of that: This is about hate and fear, and a dark instinct in our blood going all the way back to Salem, and whether or not a desperately ambitious ex-heretic named John McCain can whip up a big enough mob in time to drown the latest witch.
Teh Stupid - as in the tribalistic fear that blots out all actual thought - it runs in the street, it is pumped into your home at night, we marinate in it daily. And that’s exactly why this country is doomed.
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There are currently 4 comments on this blog postView Topic | Comment on this blogdragonrider 6/28/08 6:27 PM | QUOTE(Lancaster Online @ Jun 28 2008, 05:45 PM) [snapback]406074[/snapback]
Post your thoughts and comments about this blog post. Bit I hear from teh Republican Leader that Philipino's make great cooks. What a thing to say to leader of another foreign country, Hey I think your countries people are great cooks. |
segjt 6/28/08 7:44 PM | QUOTE(Lancaster Online @ Jun 28 2008, 05:45 PM) [snapback]406074[/snapback]
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Funny, Gil the shill wants to call McCain a flip-flopper while being the lapdog for Obama who is simply recalibrating his viewpoints....nuff said...
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rotenone 6/29/08 7:08 PM | QUOTE(Lancaster Online @ Jun 28 2008, 05:45 PM) [snapback]406074[/snapback] Post your thoughts and comments about this blog post.
I heard John McCain wants to build a library attached to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, using the same faulty plans and materials. Both buildings will be built on shaky foundations. The lobby of McCain's library will feature a full-sized statue of him wearing flip-flops.
And I just received some other information: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The library will include the following:
-The Hurricane Katrina Room, the construction of which will be delayed and mismanaged. -The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. -The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. -The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. -The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. -The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. -The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling. -The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy. -The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet. -The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. -The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. -The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. -The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. -The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. -The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. W. himself will ride his bike over periodically to clear brush and look after the grounds.
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dragonrider 6/29/08 7:15 PM | QUOTE(rotenone @ Jun 29 2008, 07:08 PM) [snapback]406364[/snapback] I heard John McCain wants to build a library attached to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, using the same faulty plans and materials. Both buildings will be built on shaky foundations. The lobby of McCain's library will feature a full-sized statue of him wearing flip-flops.
And I just received some other information: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The library will include the following:
-The Hurricane Katrina Room, the construction of which will be delayed and mismanaged. -The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. -The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. -The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. -The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. -The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. -The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling. -The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy. -The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet. -The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. -The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. -The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. -The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. -The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. -The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. W. himself will ride his bike over periodically to clear brush and look after the grounds.
And play golf once the war is over. |
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