Sadly funny. Sadly, No! running something of a contest for new slogans to vote Democratic:

Democrats: We’re marginally less likely to march the whole country down the slow road to actual fascism.

Vote Democratic! We’ll probably kill fewer brown people than the other guys. Maybe.

Democrats - for when your biggest hope for government is that they won’t use your tax dollars to violate the Nuremberg laws, the Geneva Conventions, and your own damn Constitution.

Or, from the comments:

Democrats: Because you want to believe there’s a difference.

Democrats: Let us rearrange the deck chairs for a while.

Democrats: 66% less ashamed of our wide stances.

The Democrats: Forestalling the Inevitable since 1824.

And my personal favorite:

Vote Democratic: Because a coward is still better than a psychopath.