Hilarious. Tired of your kids being indoctrinated to think homosexuality is somehow O.K.? Then rush out to purchase “Does God Love Michael’s Two Daddies?” (Answer: Hahahahahahaha. No.)

From one reader’s Amazon.com review:

Michael is depicted three times by the illustrator, in all instances alienated from his Christ-loving friends, a fearful grimace of uncertainty plastered on his face. In the first illustration Michael’s security is derailed when he learns that normal families have a mom and a dad, not two dads. In the second illustration an anxious Michael waves goodbye to Seth and Sarah who stand beside their loving mother. Michael waves from the back of a bus. Apparently children of gay, interracial couples are bussed to this school district, while hetero Christian moms pick up their children.

Well, of course the Prince of Queens has to take the bus.

In the third illustration Michael cowers behind the chair in which Black Dad sits, as Black Dad reads the Bible, presumably Leviticus, to White Dad. Indifferent White Dad turns his back on both of them to sip a latté out of a large purple mug.

Latte! Liberal! I bet he drinks Chardonnay too, and probably voted for Jean-Claude Kerry.

There is one more illustration that may be of Michael - he has the same face, and very similar clothes, but he’s older - a teenager. Hetero Christian Dad has explained that Michael’s dads are sinning. The concept of sin is illustrated with the boy who looks like Michael stealing a magazine from a store.

See? Queer leads to stealing. Case closed!

The book ends, ironically with Christian Mom asking her children, “Won’t it be wonderful when you two can read the words of the Bible for yourselves[?]”

Well, you know. Unless the Prince of Queens steals it.