And so here we have the Washington Post noting that our new friend, Louisiana Rep. David Vitter, actually took calls from ”D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeanne Palfrey during House votes.

I’m picturing Clinton on the phone, Monica beneath the desk. I thought family values types abhorred this stuff. Maybe not. But it does make you wonder how it went: 

WE MUST PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF…

***brrrrring****

Uh, excuse me a moment…. 

Right, whips… chains… Lady Godiva, uh-huh… white pony. 7 p.m., yeah. G’bye.

…FROM THE GODLESS, IMMORAL HORDES WHO SEEK TO UNDERMINE THE HOLY INSTITUTION.

Gotta run.