Suburban Philly kids trash house, get a “sweet deal” from the judge, aren’t even on the hook for the $18,000 in damages they caused - and the victim feels like she’s the one being published:

Imagine having your house ravaged by hard-drinking teenagers who doused your clothes with urine, pooped on your piano, and played catch with 10 pounds of homemade meatballs while you were away for the day.

Imagine watching the kids who got caught get off without so much as an hour of community service, a mandatory essay, or an AA meeting.

Not one of the 10 Haddonfield teens who struck plea deals last week apologized in court unprompted. Only after being nudged by a judge did two boys and one parent say, uh, sorry.

Who says money can’t buy you love - from the legal system at least?