As the lack of consistent activity on Billy Paultz Revisited may suggest, maintaining a blog can be a pain in the ass. Especially if you have a life, and double-especially if you work, and triple-especially if the work is primarily writing of a non-blog variety.
Anyway, the web lost a wondrous presence to such realities last week when Fire Joe Morgan ceased […]
Entries Tagged as 'dumbness'
FJM is no more
November 16th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: writers · sportswriting · dumbness · media · baseball
McCain, Obama and the media
November 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Perhaps the most important and influential space on the Internet is the “front page’’ of the Drudge Report. About two weeks ago, the lead item on that page was the following (typically blazing) headline: “2001 OBAMA: TRAGEDY THAT ‘REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH’ NOT PURSUED BY SUPREME COURT.”
The reference is to an interview Obama did with […]
Tags: academia · Barack Obama · politics · dumbness
From the annals-of-journalism dept.
September 26th, 2008 · No Comments
The following post to the web site newslanc.com (Motto: “Break free from the monopoly press!”) came in reaction to my feature last week on McCaskey High School athletics…
An implication of the Sept. 21st Sunday News article “McCaskey’s Challenge” was that McCaskey High School’s teams are performing so poorly because the players are subject to all […]
Tags: high school football · dumbness · media · local sports
Nonsense, freshly skewered
September 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Two of my favorite journalists are Michael Kinsley and Christopher Hitchens, Kinsley because of his calm, relentlessly logical parsing of bullcrap, and Hitchens because he’s almost always either brilliant or hilariously insane or both.
Anyway, each of them has a fine dissection of campaign nonsense currently on Slate. Kinsley on John McCain making lack of experience […]
Tags: Barack Obama · politics · dumbness
A word re: words
July 28th, 2008 · No Comments
The best book I’ve read about show business (not that there’s a lot of competition) is “Cavett,” by the former late-night talk-show host Dick Cavett (duh) with his college pal, journalist Christopher Porterfield, published in 1974. I recently found the book in my attic, beyond dog-eared, after assuming it had been long, long gone.
There […]
Tags: language · politics · dumbness
Some people…
July 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Some things that have annoyed/amused/intrigued me lately:
*Re: The Phillies nice win over the Mets Friday. Nobody I heard mentioned that Johan Santana - who averages 200 innings a year and over 100 pitches a game - left a 2-2 game after eight innings having thrown 95 pitches, with a lefthander, Ryan Howard, leading off the ninth. The night […]
Tags: Tiger · Barnstormers · golf · dumbness · Phillies · baseball
Carbonated beverage wars
June 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Just happened upon this while aimlessly surfing, which reminded me of college, in Western Pennsylvania, a stronghold of the absurd and offensive practice of calling soda “pop.”
First, problems with the data the map represents:
1. It’s based on 120,000-some responses in a nation of 300-plus million.
2. It’s by county but not population; the “pro-soda” (read: sane) […]
Tags: Coke · academia · dumbness
A-Rod you chokin’ dog
May 6th, 2008 · No Comments
The popular consensus on A-Rod (to cite the most prominent current example) is he’s a “regular-season,” player, a “numbers guy,” who’s a girly-man when it really counts. It’s a real and obliteratingly large black mark on his career, supposedly. Exhibit A for this contention is his postseason record, which is .279/.361/.483 in 149 at bats, […]
On the other hand…
April 25th, 2008 · No Comments
… the Phillies blowing out Cole Hamels looks like genius compared to some of the stuff the Brewers have pulled lately. They have 14 pitchers on the roster. They have exactly three bench players, and one of them is a backup catcher (Mike Rivera) and the other two are lefthanded hitters (Craig Counsell and […]
Cole Hamels is 24 years old…
April 24th, 2008 · No Comments
… it’s April, and he was over 100 pitches headed into the eighth inning in Milwaukee last night. Given that, you’d hope the Phillies’ ridiculous 5-4 loss to the Brewers might shut up the “pitch counts don’t matter,” crowd, or at least give those folks pause for thought.
Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.
The irony is this […]




