JEFFREY REINHART jreinhart@LNPnews.com

The Chicago Bulls will pick Derrick Rose.

The Miami Heat will pick Michael Beasley.

Like, duh.

And the Sixers, at No. 16, will take a stiff – like Kosta Koufas (if he drops that far), or the ‘other’ Lopez twin – or some foreign guy nobody has heard of, like Serge Ibaka or Nikola Pekovic.

Watch.

New rule: The draft is just for college guys. All those foreign guys should be free agents.

Have I mentioned that I haven’t watched an NBA game from tip to horn since Jordan hit the shot to beat Utah in the Finals like 17 years ago?

I hope Donaghy was right. I know I believe him — and have for a long, long time. Since around the time Jordan hit that jumper, actually. That’s why I’ve pretty much stopped watching.