Entries Tagged as 'Off Beat'

COLUMN PREVIEW: For Nov. 24, 2008

November 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

First of all, this has to be the funniest photo on the AP Wire today:

That would be Eagles running back Brian Westbrook being tackled by his jock strap during today’s game with the Baltimore Ravens. I’d love to hear some creative captions about this one.
Now, onto more relevant topics. Lancaster city Mayor Rick Gray is […]

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OFF BEAT: Yikes!

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

One … of … my … worst … nightmares.
Can you imagine waking up and there’s a massive mountain lion in your bedroom ready for a doggie treat?

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OFF BEAT: Help for the lead foot

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

I simply love this. CNN.com posted a story with the headline “10 ways to avoid a speeding ticket.” Here’s their list:

Drive within 5-10 mph of surrounding traffic
Try to stay in the middle of the pack
Find a “rabbit”
Don’t change lanes frequently, tailgate, drive aggressively
Avoid the fast lane (that one’s hilarious)
Watch for cutouts and modulate your speed […]

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Headed for Parrotdise

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, the Nest is leaving the Lancaster tree and headed to the homeland, Cincinnati that is. It’s my annual BB&B trip - Baseball, Beer and Buffett (not necessarily in that order). On the itinerary:

Making my seventh Jimmy Buffett concert in nine years. Tailgating begins at 9 a.m. Once you go to one Buffett show, concerts […]

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Waiting is the hardest part

July 7th, 2008 · No Comments

An excruciating 10 days remain between now and my return to Parrot-dise, that is, a Jimmy Buffett concert. Yes, the Nest embraces all the best that is the modern-day troubadour from the Gulf Coast who tried and failed at a country career before moving to Key West and giving us the soundtrack to our collective wanderlust. […]

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Trouble in paradise

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Is no place safe from hard feelings and protests and politicking and doing anything to attract a camera? When covering the state Legislature or the presidential primary, it helps to think of places where you can get away from the rancor. I guess Hawaii can be checked off the list. Seriously?! Hawaii?!

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