We at the Nest wish state Rep. Bryan Cutler all the best with this one:
Bryan Cutler will not only be a judge at 7:00PM tonight in the Solanco Fair Baby Parade, he will once again be participating in the Celebrity Invitational Milking Contest at 5 PM Friday night in the Show Barn.
Cutler is coming back to better his 2nd place showing in the 2006 Milking contest. “I worked hard to milk it to the best of my ability but in the end came up short.” a philosophical Cutler said.
Keeping with his policy of full accountability Cutler refused to blame his cow as a low producer. He did however point out that he had previously worked on a dairy farm. “My cow appeared to be bi-partisan and did not appear to be holding back or show any preferencial treatment to a particular individual who milked her.” Cutler said
Bryan Cutler invites everyone who can to come out and support his efforts to become this years Solanco Fair Celebrity Milking Champion. “I feel ready, willing and able to serve all of my constituents as the new Milking Champion. Your cheers and support are very much needed. I thank you for your continuing support and I know it will surely help guide me to victory as it has in the past.” a humble yet determined Cutler said.
