Bird’s-Eye View

I simply love this. CNN.com posted a story with the headline “10 ways to avoid a speeding ticket.” Here’s their list:

1. Drive within 5-10 mph of surrounding traffic
2. Try to stay in the middle of the pack
3. Find a “rabbit”
4. Don’t change lanes frequently, tailgate, drive aggressively
5. Avoid the fast lane (that one’s hilarious)
6. Watch for cutouts and modulate your speed accordingly
7. Don’t speed when you’re the only car on the road
8. If it’s okay legally, get a radar detector
9. Drive a non-descript vehicle
10. Personal appearances matter

Anybody else notice a sure-fire way to avoid getting a ticket missing from the top 10? I’m just wondering how “Don’t speed” didn’t warrant inclusion.